Listen up friends cause we got news,
Our new beds are here and they’re breaking the rules.
Most traditional beds are just for sleep,
We’re changing the game and you’re in for a treat.

Remove the mattress and what you’ll find,
is a yoga studio that’s one of a kind
If what your into is fitness and yoga,
First position up is called the cobra.

Yoga, pilates and resistance bands,
It’s built to perform like no other can.
With a rock solid structure that can handle up to 750 pounds,
There’s even a dance pole where you can spin around.

But wait there’s more let’s talk romance,
We fully support the forbidden dance.
Our beds were created for love and affection,
To help couples reach a deeper connection.

Your business is private which is why it looks discreet,
What’s life without a little fun between the sheets.
So breakout your ropes or attach a swing,
It can handle it all if that’s your thing.

Thoughtfully designed and built to last,
Boredom in the bedroom is a thing of the past.
If you ever break the bed there’s a 10 year guarantee,
We’ll replace the part and it’s absolutely free.

Your frustrations have been heard no need to complain,
Time to celebrate and pop the champagne.
With endless possibilities for fitness and joy,
You may have just found, your favorite new toy.

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